He Should Have Looked for a Russian Mail Order Bride

After an hour, when they parted at the club stand, for which Carter could not afford a ticket, he asked wistfully: “Do you often come racing?” and Miss Ingram said: “Do you mean, am I coming to-morrow?”
“I do!” said Carter.
“Then, why didn’t you say that?” inquired Miss Ingram. “Otherwise I mightn’t have come. I have the Holland House coach for to-morrow, and, if you’ll join us, I’ll save a place for you, and you can sit in our box.
“I’ve lived so long abroad,” she explained, “that I’m afraid of not being simple and direct like other American girls. Do you think I’ll get on here at home? “
“If you get on with every one else as well as you’ve got on with me,” said Carter morosely, I will shoot myself.”
Miss Ingram smiled thoughtfully. “At eleven, then,” she said, “in front of the Holland House.”

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